PSG’s xG isn’t just high—it’s doing yoga on caffeine while laughing at Seattle’s backline. Mbappé doesn’t score goals… he redefines them. Meanwhile, Seattle’s set-piece defense is less ‘organized’ and more ‘I forgot my keys to the locker’. If this were a Netflix show, it’d be titled: ‘The Underdog Who Forgot His Cleats’. Still… I’d bet on it. Anyone else see this and not laugh? 😅